Dean says He'll Mess With Texas

While Texas continues to watch it's southern border for the wave of illegal immigrants trying to get into the great republic, a greater threat slipped through it's northern border this week. Democratic Chairman Howard Dean recently gave a speech to Austin Democrats in which he outlined his plans for the great state, "We are going to take back Texas. And we're going to do it before we take back other states we've lost the last 15-20 years," Dean said during the rally.

For those of you holding the line in Texas, stand firm and REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!